As I got out of my car and approached the auto parts store this afternoon I saw an older gentleman going to the same destination few feet behind me. I opened the door for him and as he entered with a surprised look, he said "Thanks, kiddo!"
I turn 27 in March and a dude just called me "Kiddo." Somewhere someone is paying a lot of money to look younger, and all I have to do is go to work and drink plenty of Mountain Dew. Sweet.